Cleaned Me Keyboard

I have an old Razer Blackwidow Something Something keyboard that I use on my main computer and for the last [long period of time] I’ve been looking at it and thinking, “that keyboard is really dirty, I should clean it” except I never did that because the computer was always turned on at the time.

Well the other day we had a scheduled power outage and the power wasn’t going to be on for a few hours. Uncharacteristically, I decided to get off my backside and do something about it.

I pulled off the top cover and, oh god, it was revolting. You might be able to see the picture so I don’t need to go into details but it was bad. I took it outside to brush away most of the detritus. Many of the hairs had to be physically removed one at a time because they had lodged between the switch flanges and the mounting frame.

Closeup of the inside of a mechanical keyboard. The switches are blue but the most striking feature of the image is the terrifying amount of hair, food scraps, dust and other unidentified biological fragments.

Once that delightful task was completed, I went over the board with cotton tips to scrub away the residue that was more persistent. That got the board looking reasonably cleaned, so I turned my attention to the key caps.

I tipped them into the sink with some water and detergent and gave them a good scrub with a cloth. After a rinse I laid them out on a fluffy towel to soak up the bulk of the water. Then I turned them over and ran the hot air gun over them gently, but the bulk of the drying was done and I left them to dry naturally after that.

A bunch of black key caps are sitting on a white towel after being washed in the sink.

I gave the top of the case a wash as well before starting to replace the keys. I’d taken a couple of photos of the keyboard before disassembly to help with positioning the keys. A strange thing happens with my phone: the first photo I take usually comes out as a little thumbnail, instead of a full sized photo and of course I keep forgetting that, so one of the reference photos was not particularly useful.

Anyway, I got the key caps back in place and reassembled the keyboard without any more issues. And you know what? It actually feels a lot nicer using a clean keyboard. It’s almost as if I have an exciting new keyboard, don’t know why that should be the case but it just feels much more civilised typing on a keyboard that doesn’t have dust and hair all over it.

A cleaned black Razer Blackwidow keyboard sits on a fluffy white towel after being stripped down and cleaned by its neglectful owner.